I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Why not?
Are you so utterly gullible that to you it’s is butter?
What’s wrong with you?
It’s clearly not butter.
It’s a butter “substitute”.
Like a sugar “substitute”.
I’d rather have real butter.
I don’t need a butter stuntman to take butter’s place.
Just give me butter.
Oh, you want the butter now?
I’ve convinced you!
But your decisiveness is not enough.
Don’t let me manipulate you.
Here.
Have some “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.”
Enjoy.